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Tuesday, August 24, 2004
WORTH TO NOTE
I was rummaging through my drawers earlier when i came across a bunch of notes written from way back in 1996. They were actually written by me and Renny, my then best comrade in life. We were actually temping at Registry of Trademarks and Patents doing some admin stuff. And being 16, we were treated like school kids and were often monitored strictly under the hawk-like eyes of our stupid, spinster supervisor. So we resorted to exchanging written notes surreptitiously, since we sat opposite each other. We gave nicknames/codenames to the staff such as: a)'Mr Shithead' (he looked like shit every morning) b)'Spock' (he got his nickname from the Star Treck epics. He really looked like Dr Spock. No kidding) c)'Kormak' (go figure) d)'Belo' (she is very the selenge bachin one. Oh, she is also the same spinster supervisor mentioned above) Here are excerpts of those crazy, hilarious and sometimes sadistic notes we wrote to each other. Some of them are in Malay and some may sound vulgar so read at your own risk. So if u cant read them, too bad! ************************************************************************************* Me: My supervisor just passed by. That Belo. Better do our work. Sometimes, I wish we are telepathic. Renny: I wish too. If only i have the 'lightning' power Me: So you can kill people? I'd rather we communicate telepathically. Easy to cheat in exams too. Renny: I do not like to be a murderer. And i wish i can switch off all the powers in this office. So that all the computers shuts down and we dont have to do any work. ************************************************************************************* Me: Si Mr Shithead ni memang S&*#. Tengok2 kita lepas tu ketawa2. Abih dia bilang 'Kormak'. Si 'Kormak' pun ketawa2, tengok2 kita!!! Renny: S*#@, kurang ajar, muthal, keparat nak mampus. Aku nak bilang bapak aku!! Me: Sabarin!! Renny: Oh, by the way, tadi aku lari-lari sampai terkentut. Nasib baik tak ada orang dengar. ************************************************************************************* Renny: Come on... 'Spock' up! Maybe one day you'll get the ultimate chance to meet him.
Me: Shit! I could have kicked my own ass this morning when i saw him. I should have at least smile at him. Ni tidak. Aku ter-look away. Sigh... I had forgotten all about the break up but when i saw him this morning... I cant believe im telling you this. I used to be world's number 1 couple hater! Renny: Dah di takdirkan. C'mon, cheerio. Don't be a 'spoilspock'. Just spock up a little and the day is urs. Me: What's with u and Spock anyway? I spock you in da face then you know! Aku frust! Renny: Im not trying to joke here. I'm not nuts. Im dead serious. ************************************************************************************* ahahahaaaa! i'm still laughing! i dont believe we sound so childish!! those were the carefree, enjoyable days we had, basking in moments of our late adolescent years.
i remember renny then, as a gutsy, Hitler-loving girl who has a fiery temper, vicious mouth, and demonic wit. her perky disposition and spontaneity never fail to lighten up my days in that boring office as she spews witty remarks and sadistic ideas.
She's a fun girl and i miss her!
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