Yesterday was such a disappointment. Guess what? My shopping partner reported sick because she had diarrhoea. She was afraid to step out of her house for fear of unintentionally soiling her underwear with u noe what. Bummer!

Ended up walking along the shops at Bedok, while waiting for wan to knock off from work. And of all the things to buy, I purchased a bottle of shampoo. Yes, shampoo. You know, that solution that will help to deep cleanse your hair down to the roots and scalp as well as removes dirt and build ups to give a fuller, healthier and shinier hair? Interesting rite? Yay, I'm so happy.

Bummer!!

But wait a minute! I received another email from the same ex-colleague. This one cracked me up to the max!

Baby Names

Name your child after movies
(Names of actual movie stars, eg. Brad or Nicole are out. Names of movie
characters are in.)
NEMO - Nemo Loh Han Hee (flowerhorn fish)
FRODO - Frodo Chin Kah Teck (real shortie) (my favourite)
LEGOLAS - Legolas Ng Tau Mor (yellow haired)
ARWEN - Arwen (already a very localised name)Tan Ah Wen
SHREK - Shrek Chin Ah Chee (dunno what this means coz din watch Shrek)

Name your child after favourite consumer goods
ARMANI - Armani Chin Ah Kwee (real expensive)
ERICSSON - Ericsson Kah Thian Wei (make phone call)
SONY - Sony Boey Wei Gah (buy not enough)
BEARDPAPA - Beardpapa Chia Kao Song (eat until shiok)
BUBBLE TEA - Bubble Lim Say Goh (drink sago)

Name your child after places you want to emigrate to
PERTH - Perth Khee Aw Chiu (go Australia)
CALIFORNIA - California Chee Jin Shan (go California)
CHINA - China Chin Chee Nah (real Chinese)
BANGKOK - Bangkok Goh Beng Kok (no need explanation)

Name your child after the place the child was conceived
PHUKET - Phuket Kee Chiak Hong (go on tour)
CARPARK - Carpark Phang Koo Poon (place coupon)
BEDROOM - Bedroom Lai Kee Koon (go to sleep)
GEYLANG - Geylang Loh Rong Wan (Lorong 1)

Name your child after popular businesses
BIOTECH - Biotech Liah Boh Kiew (catch no ball!)
ECOMMERCE - Ecommerce Goh Sim Lim (go Sim Lim Shopping Ctr)
BREADTALK - Breadtalk Kong Loh Tee (talk bread)

Name your children after popular pastimes
TOTO - Toto Teo Bay Pio (strike 4-D)
SHOPPING - Taka Goh Shor Peng (go shopping @ Takashimaya)
KARAOKE - Karaoke Goh Sing Song (no need explanation)
SNOOKER - Snooker Phua Bee Liat (play billard)
WATCH TV - Teevie Quah Kow Hsien (watch until bored)


I'm still laughing!! Lurve the 'Taka Goh Shor Peng' bit!
*mizzy still laughing*