Thursday, July 08, 2004
RAINY THURSDAY
It's so freaking cold in the office this morning and I'm all swathed in a thick sweater. My nails are turning blue *checks toes*. Yikes! My toes too! Its bad enough that i was 20 minutes late today because i was stuck in the heavy rain with no umbrella.
Got this email from an ex colleague. It's meant for deskbound slaves like me: Living in 2004.... [1] You accidentally enter your password on the microwave. [2] You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years. [3] You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3. [4] You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you. [5] Your reason for not staying in touch with friends is that they don't have e-mail addresses. [6] When you go home after a long day at work you still answer the phone in a business manner. [7] When you make phone calls from home, you accidentally dial "9" to get an outside line. [8] You've sat at the same desk for four years and worked for three different companies. [10] You learn about your redundancy on the 11 o'clock news. [11] Your boss doesn't have the ability to do your job. [12] Contractors outnumber permanent staff and are more likely to get long-service awards. AND.............. [13] You read this entire list, and kept nodding and smiling. [14] As you read this list, you think about forwarding it to your "friends". [15] You got this e-mail from a friend that never talks to you anymore, except to send you jokes from the net. [16] You are too busy to notice there was no #9. [17] You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a #9. AND NOW U R LAUGHING at yourself. Point #12 is sooo true. Why is the world so cruel? And why has it got to be the number 12? It's my fav number!
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