*I must refrain myself from going to the kitchen after 9pm to prevent myself from being tempted by evil lurking on the kitchen stove and refrigerator.
*I must not drink water before i go to sleep to avoid eyebags.
*I must only eat biscuits,bread or fruits for lunch as it not only soothes my pockets but flattens tummy
*I must stop going to certain blogsites which contains health hazards such as fondues/chocolates/ice creams/food etc
*I must, i repeat, I must visit the gym at least twice a week instead of making lame excuses such as my need to watch my toenails grow.
*I must make it a point to buy July's Her World to get myself psyched to become stick insects like those models on the cover.
*I must try to bury myself with work (or maybe with blogging tee heheheh) so that I'll forget about food.
*Ultimately, I must practice self control before my jeans tears at the seams and before i decide that i'm too disgustingly fat for the world to accept me. uuwwwaaaaa....!